The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Chapter 1

Yellowkit, who was three moons old, was bored so she decided to sneak out of camp. Since every cat in the Clan, which was obviously ThunderClan since Yellowkit is the main character, was oblivious, nobody noticed. Her mother who had been watching her didn't notice either.

Yellowkit raced up the slope and ran to the ShadowClan border since she already had memorized all the trails and knew where each one went. She saw cats and decided to run up to them and say hi.

Yellowkit beamed. "Hi!"

A tom who obviously was scarred, muscular, and had black fur bared his rotting, yellow teeth. "We are gonna kill you cuz we're ShadowClan and we are always evil. We eat kits for breakfast!"

Yellowkit snarled in defiance and leapt at the first tom, unsheathing her claws. She swiped them across his face and the tom howled in pain. She slid underneath him and clawed at his stomach. The tom whimpered and fled in fear.

A dark, scary she-cat charged at Yellowkit. Yellowkit raked her claws across her side and then bit her forepaw. The she-cat also fled.

The last cat on the patrol eyed Yellowkit warily, then, having seen how naturally talented she was, screeched in terror and ran off too.

Awesomestar, the leader of ThunderClan, had clearly been watching from some random bushes the whole time. He stepped out and said, "Wow! Yellowkit, you're so talented! You will be a great warrior! I don't even care that you snuck out of camp! Because of your skill, I think I'm going to make you an apprentice now, even though that's against the warrior code."

A/N: Isn't this story the greatest story you've ever read? It's like even better than WBI! Comment with your praise, I'm gonna enter this in the Watty Awards and win! I'm sure you can't wait for me to update :D