The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2- Chapter 12

The author was going to write about Milkpaw's boring life, but decided that nobody actually cares about her anyways.

It was another day in ThunderClan as suddenly RiverClan and ShadowClan randomly charged into their camp. Yellowstar blinked in surprise and wondered what they were doing and why they had come. "What's going on?" she demanded.

"We're ShadowClan and we like to eat kits!" ShadowClan's leader snarled.

"I know that!" Yellowstar huffed. "I was asking RiverClan!"

ShadowClan's leader frowned. "Well, did you know that McDonald's McNuggets are actually made of kit eyeballs and..."

"Shut up!" Yellowstar hissed. "RiverClan, why are you here?"

RiverClan's leader shrugged. "Cuz, plot."

Yellowstar looked confused. "Plot? Huh?"

"Y'know, conflict, action, etc. You guys fighting ShadowClan by themselves has gotten boring...I mean it's the most overused idea of Warriors fanfics...besides, we need to have some sort of rising action, right?" RiverClan's leader said.

Yellowstar narrowed her eyes. "You call this rising action?! Where was the inciting incident?! Do the authors even know the plot pyramid?!"

"Probably not, but this is a Warriors fanfic! What do you expect?!" ShadowClan's leader spat.

Yellowstar rolled her eyes. "Well, I think the CloudtailGrandmas Admins suck at writing!"

Crazystar's eyes began to glow with a murderous rage, and then Yellowstar lost a life for no reason.

"Ow!" Yellowstar protested. "Okay, okay, sorry! I get it! No more discussing how bad this book is!"

Yellowstar then attacked both leaders at once as ThunderClan began to push the other two Clans' armies out of the camp.

Yellowstar charged at RiverClan's leader and swiped her claws across his nose. She sensed that ShadowClan's leader was behind her and kicked him hard in the face with her hind legs. Yellowstar's powerful kick knocked him unconscious and sent him flying through the air. He soared across the entire forest and landed in the lake, then lost all nine lives two seconds later from drowning cuz logic.

RiverClan's leader was prevented from attacking Yellowstar when he was tackled from behind. He managed to shake off his assailant and then fled in fear. The remaining RiverClan cats retreated, and of course, all of the ShadowClan cats had died.

Yellowstar gasped as she saw the cat who had attacked RiverClan's leader. "Bubblefur?! What, how..."

Bubblefur smirked. "I was resurrected."

"How?" Yellowstar asked curiously.

"Cuz StarClan, logic, bad writing, and love triangles," Bubblefur replied.

Yellowstar shrugged apathetically. "Oh, right, of course."

Bubblefur walked off and resumed his deputy duties as if nothing had ever happened.

Milkpelt stormed over. "You're too damn indifferent about these things! Do you even know how to show any f***ing emotion other than apathy?!"

Yellowstar smiled. "Do you care about apathy?"

Milkpelt thought about the illogical question, which caused her brain to explode.

Bubblefur sighed. "Yellowstar, you've got to stop doing that!"

Crazystar wrote this chapter! Someone else was supposed to, but people on this account are lazy so whatever :P The part about Warriors authors not understanding the plot pyramid is so true xD