A/N: It's Crazystar here! Sorry for the long wait, it seems like none of the other admins are active yet again. That means I might be adding another admin though soon, so if you didn't make it last time, you could have another chance :)
"I'm really bored!" Yellowstar told Bubblefur one day. "The only cats we ever fight are ShadowClan! I want something new to do!"
Bubblefur shrugged. "Let's invade WindClan's camp for no reason then."
Yellowstar beamed. "Great idea! Gather the warriors!"
All the warriors grabbed their machine guns and marched towards Yellowstar.
Bubblefur frowned at Yellowstar. "Aren't you supposed to say, 'And Orangepaw!'"
"Who's that? It's Orangefur now," Yellowstar said.
Bubblefur looked confused. "Since when?"
"Since ten seconds ago. Deal with it!" Yellowstar smirked.
"But...there was no ceremony of any kind..." Bubblefur began to protest.
Yellowstar glared at him. "Spaghetti is blue, and your face is too!"
Bubblefur then died of confusion.
Yellowstar smiled with satisfaction. "I'm glad that this book was revived, Crazystar. Let's go shoot some WindClan cats in their ugly faces!"
Everyone cheered and #Hype began trending on Twitter.
"Wait, why the heck are we even invading?" Milkpelt yelled above the commotion.
"Uh, uh...because too many of them have crossed our borders!" Yellowstar replied.
Rudefur cleared his throat. "What we're doing right now isn't working. We need to address the problem! We need to build a wall!"
Yellowstar chuckled. "And what kind of wall exactly?"
"A huge wall! We need to secure our borders so that WindClan stops taking advantage of us, because y'know they're smarter than us! ThunderClan is losing at everything, we don't win anymore, and you should vote for me because I will make us winners again. Nobody would mess with us when I'm in charge!" Rudefur said, nodding arrogantly.
Yellowstar rolled her eyes. "Screw walls lol, I'm a liberal anyways."
"We need a conservative to be our next leader! This administration has been a catastrophe!" Rudefur snarled.
"You cannot get rid of me! I will always be your leader; there will be no more elections!" Yellowstar declared.
"As I was saying YellowstarCare has been a complete disaster, we need to get rid of it..." Rudefur continued.
"Both of you shut the **** up I hate politics!" Milkpelt hissed in irritation.
Yellowstar nodded and led ThunderClan towards the WindClan camp.
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The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever
FanficAll the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.