The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Chapter 14

A/N: Crazystar here! For the record, I never intended for this to be a spoof XD I don't believe it is. This book is an exaggeration of real things I've seen, and it's greatly exaggerated and in your face to make a point. The DJ and music at the Gathering was because of a few fanfics I've read where cats could magically sing and dance. Yes seriously. This book is to stop dumb and/or cliche fanfics XD cuz they are annoying

"So where did Stripefur go?" Bubblefur asked one day while they were hunting.

Yellowfur shrugged indifferently and somehow slaughtered a squirrel without even looking. "Dunno. He probably went to gather an army of rogues so he could attack our camp, cuz that's what all antagonists do."

Suddenly, Bubblefur gasped dramatically. "OMG SOMEONE IS SNEAKING UP ON AWESOMESTAR!"

Yellowfur spun around, and magically Awesomestar was close to them, stalking a mouse right on the other side of some random bushes. Somehow, Bubblefur and Yellowfur were the only ones nearby though! Yellowfur gasped in horror. "OH NO! Who could possibly be attacking him? It couldn't possibly be Stripefur, could it?"

Shocker! It WAS Stripefur, stalking Awesomestar like he was a piece of fresh-kill. The author is so mindblown right now.

Yellowfur teleported across the forest and intercepted Stripefur before he could touch Awesomestar. Awesomestar, who like all leaders in fanfics, is oblivious and brick stupid, whipped around then and gasped in surprise. He had genuinely had no clue Stripefur was there!

Yellowfur clawed at Stripefur a few times. Apparently Bubblefur didn't do anything; he just stood there and watched. Yellowfur scratched at his stomach once and a furious, defeated Stripefur limped off. She then rushed over to Awesomestar, who was lying lifelessly on the floor, blood gushing out of a gash on his throat, even though Stripefur had been stopped from attacking him. "AWESOMESTAR NO!' she screamed in horror.

"I will be back with my army, and we will destroy you!" Stripefur chuckled as he ran off.

Yellowfur blinked, blinded by tears, because apparently cats can cry. "I won't let you!" she sniffled.

The whole Clan was now magically out in the forest surrounding their leader's body, stricken with grief. They buried the body out in the forest right then(vigil? Nah we don't need that).

Yellowfur laughed evilly. "Meh, whatever. I'm leader now. Kneel before me, mortals!"