The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2- Epilogue

Crazystar sat alone in her private section of the CloudtailGrandmas underground bunker, flipping through a few sheets of paper. Shaking her head in disdain, she flung the papers to the floor. "ALL OF THESE IDEAS ARE HORRIBLE!" she screamed, pouring kerosene on the pile of new chapter ideas for the Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever.

Lightning sheepishly poked her head out from behind the wall. "Well, we have to continue this book, don't we? These were the best ideas that we could come up with!"

Crazystar glared at her. "You gave me the summary of Independence Day except with warriors names in it!"

"Well yeah, I mean, we already had aliens, we might as well have massive 15-mile wide alien spaceships zapping all of the camps!" Lightning said, shrugging.

"This book somehow gets worse every update!" Crazystar grumbled, shaking her head in disappointment.

Frostfire(can't say just Frost or I'll start WWIII :P) appeared. "Wasn't that the point?"

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" Crazystar shrieked, punching a massive hole in a nearby wall.

Lightning smirked. "But it's true, this book is supposed to be bad! It's supposed to be the worst warriors story ever, which is pretty hard, especially considering we have to outdo Starkit's Prophecy."

Crazystar nodded. "Yes, I suppose that is true. But regardless, I think that it's time that this book ends."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" howled all of the admins except for Blaze.

Crazystar smiled. "C'mon guys, it's time for us to move on to new things and to create new books!"

Lightning wiped a few tears out of her eyes. "What else could we possibly do?"

Crazystar chuckled. "Well, we could make fun of medicine cat romances!"

"And we could make fun of roleplays!" Fire proposed.

"That's a great idea!" Crazystar exclaimed. "See, there's a lot of new exciting books we can write!"

"So it's official! Let's end this book, and let's tell our fans that we're creating two new books that will make fun of roleplays and medicine cats!" Blaze cheered.

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With all of the threats defeated, life seemed perfect! The forest had been saved by Yellowstar's greatness and superpowers. So what happened to the characters of this story throughout the rest of their lives, you might wonder?

Yellowstar went on to become a worldwide success story after her business, YellowstarCare, went on to make hundreds of billions of dollars. She wrote 3 best-selling books, was featured on the front cover of many magazines, and even created her own lines of products that included perfume and handbags. Her mental health, though, continued to deteriorate, and she is currently hospitalized due to various mental disorders.

Bubblefur ruled ThunderClan briefly in Yellowstar's absence. Bubblefur introduced rickrolling to ThunderClan, and part of his reforms to the ThunderClan government included giving all ThunderClan cats free laptops and wifi.

Juniperfoot overdosed on catmint and is still currently into a coma because of that.

Orangefurpaw ran away from the Clans and became a kittypet somewhere.

Rudefur's protesters one day were sucessfully able to murder him while he was sleeping. Because of this, Rudefur was never able to build the wall he spoke of, which is why the fourth wall still remains nonexistent in this book.

Milkpelt, the elder, became extremely popular on the Internet, and is now better known as Grumpy Cat.

Milkpelt, the medicine cat, stepped down from her position, and since Juniperfoot is in a coma, ThunderClan currently has no medicine cats.

Fancyfur created a stereotypical british blog, and is now internet famous.

Darksoul and Lightspirit ran away together, and now live a happy life ruling over dozens of rogues. Lightspirit has finally stopped sorting herbs, and regularly attends medicine cat rehabilitation sermons, along with the previous WindClan medicine cat Leafleaf.

Oceanfur confessed his undying love to Oceanocean, and he has forgotten about Milkpelt and his illegitimate children entirely.

Silverkit went on to become Silverstar after she led an uprising in ThunderClan that ended in overthrowing Bubblefur. Silverstar then authorized a nuclear strike against ShadowClan, and ShadowClan was finally permanently wiped out. Silverstar is the current leader of ThunderClan and is very popular with all of the voters...I mean cats of ThunderClan.

A/N: It's official, this book is completed! Thanks to all of you for reading this book and for supporting us! If you enjoyed this book, please be sure to check out our two new books, The Medicine Cat Code and The Ballad of the MoonClan Roleplay story, which makes fun of medicine cat romances and typical, bad Warriors roleplaying scenarios respectively!

This chapter was written by Crazystar :D