The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2 - Chapter 21

A/N: Crazystar is back! :D 

Yellowstar was having a typical day sleeping out in the center of the camp the way Crazystar and 45% of the readers do during class. When she woke up, she stretched lazily in the sunlight.

Whatchamacallitfur walked up to Yellowstar. "Do you ever do anything?!" she huffed.

Yellowstar eyed her in disgust. "Do you ever do your hair?"

"Hey!" Whatchamacallitfur shouted indignantly. "I just got my hair styled an hour ago! Check my Twitter or my Instagram; I took some pictures at the hair salon. I post a lot; I can't live without the Internet."

Orangefur walked up behind Whatchamacallitfur to watch. Cats crowded around with bags of popcorn, sensing drama incoming.

Yellowstar smirked. "I didn't think you needed the Internet; I mean, you're already worldwide!"

"Hey!" Whatchamacallitfur shrieked, pouting. "You're so mean!"

"Life's a b**ch and so am I!" Yellowstar declared.

"That's stupid! Besides, I'm skinnier than you!" Whatchamacallitfur pointed out.

Yellowstar narrowed her eyes. "You're so wide that you make the Grand Canyon look small!"

"I don't feel like being bullied anymore, so now I'm going to permanently vanish from this book!" Whatchamacallitfur said, disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

Yellowstar sighed in disappointment. "I love making she-cats cry. That was fun while it lasted. Oh well, what should we do now?"

"Make ThunderClan great again!" shouted Rudefur.

Yellowstar shook her head. "Uh no, we're already great, I mean, I'm the ThunderClan leader, right?"

At that time, RiverClan stormed into the camp, screaming furiously. ThunderClan gasped in surprise. 

Then, the whole world imploded and everyone died.

THE END!

No, not really, that only happens on Krypton.

So, what actually happened is that a massive battle started! Yellowstar began to slay RiverClan cats easily. Any non-ThunderClan cat that entered a 5-foot radius of her instantly died of spontaneous combustion.

The Dark Forest appeared out of nowhere and began to slice cats' heads off with machetes. Stripefur and Darksoul were in heart of the battle, and they were wielding massive samurai swords instead of machetes.

Orangefur cheered stupidly. "Yay, StarClan's here!"

"NO THAT'S THE DARK FOREST YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS WHEN YOU SEE THEM SLAUGHTERING YOUR CLANMATES!" Crazystar screamed in his ear.

Orangefur frowned. "Oh."

Milkpelt stared at the scene that was unfolding around her. "Well, we're being attacked by spirits of murderers! I wonder how this situation could possibly get worse or more unrealistic!"

As she spoke, a deafening cracking sound echoed through the air as a glowing purple circle appeared in the sky. Weird-looking, hairless, humanoid creatures with wrinkled pinkish-brown skin descended through the portal on flying motorcycles.

"What the heck?!" everyone screeched.

"Aliens," said the guy from the History Channel.

"Oh, okay."

As the ThunderClan camp exploded in a blue ball of flame, wings suddenly grew out of Yellowstar's back and she flew into the air, ripping the aliens to shreds. A helicopter randomly flew by, and cheerful tourists inside began taking pictures on their phones of the flying cats and the invading aliens.

The Dark Forest then decided to rename itself the First Order.

We will return shortly after a commercial break...