If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Servants

Thomas: Who wants to hear something interesting?
Bates: If you're saying it, how could it be interesting?
Thomas: I could say the same thing to you...Mr. or Mrs. Bates.
Anna: At least someone cares about him.
Thomas: It was his fault.
Mrs. Hughes: We'll have no fighting in this chat, thank you very much.
Anna: Yes Mrs. Hughes. Sorry.
Carson: Good afternoon everybody.
Anna: Good afternoon Mr. Carson.
Bates: Afternoon Mr. Carson.
Mrs. Patmore: Hello everybody.
Carson: Hello Mrs. Patmore.
Daisy: Is anything special going on this evening or is it normal?
Carson: Lady Darrel has gone up to London with Lady Edith this morning, so there'll only be three for dinner.
Andy: Why's Lady Darrel going up to London as often as Lady Edith?
Carson: I haven't the faintest idea. And quite frankly, it should stay that way.
Andy: Yes Mr. Carson. But what about you Mr. Barrow? It's not like you to stay silent while we're gossiping about the family.
Thomas: A man can change his ways.
Bates: Yes, but not you.
Random-Maid: Don't be so harsh Mr. Bates.
Carson: Who are you?
Random-Maid: As my username implies Mr. Carson, I'm a random house maid.
Thomas: Back to my defence about the fact that I am being attacked, I have changed, for all of you who care. And I have Lady Darrel's trust.
Andy: Then she's as thick as you.
Random-Maid: Do you want to be sacked? Because you're sailing very close to the window.
Mrs. Hughes: Thank you Random-Maid, but I can handle this with the help of Mr. Carson.
Carson: Indeed. Andy, your words regarding Lady Darrel were not necessary.
Andy: But it's true! Nobody in their right mind could trust Mr. Barrow, or at least from the things I've heard.
Radom-Maid: Then you must've heard the wrong things.
Andy: Why don't you just keep your mouth shut? Nobody's cares about a lowly maid!
Random-Maid has added Darrel to the conversation.
Darrel: I suppose none of you ever realized the fact that one can have two usernames.
Andy: M'lady! I of course didn't mean it.
Darrel: Didn't you? If you believe that, then maybe I am as thick as you think.
Mrs. Hughes: I am so sorry you had to read this m'lady.
Darrel: Don't worry Mrs. Hughes, I don't blame you for what's happened, or you. Mr. Carson. There's only one person on this chat who needs to apologize.
Andy: I am dreadfully sorry m'lady.
Darrel: One last chance Andy.
Darrel has left the conversation.
Thomas: Well, this has been a very interesting conversation.
Andy: And you're lucky Lady Darrel happened to be on this chat. For you deserved all of it!
Random-Maid: One of my usernames is still on this chat, Andy.
Mrs. Hughes: With all due respect m'lady, perhaps it's for the best if you leave this chat.
Random-Maid: Very well Mrs. Hughes. But tell me if Andy steps out of line again.
Mrs. Hughes: I will m'lady.
Random-Maid has left the conversation.
Carson: Well, with all that out of the way. I'm going to ring the gong. Andy, Mr. Barrow, Mr. Molesley, I need your help upstairs.
Andy: Yes Mr. Carson.
Thomas: Certainly, Mr. Carson.
Molesley: Of course, Mr. Carson.
Baxter: We should go up too, help the family get dressed.
Carson has left the conversation.
Andy has left the conversation.
Thomas has left the conversation.
Molesley has left the conversation.
Baxter has left the conversation.
Anna has left the conversation.
Bates has left the conversation.
Mrs. Patmore: We should get going too Daisy, we got a lot of work ahead of us.
Daisy: Yes Mrs. Patmore.
Mrs. Patmore has left the conversation.
Daisy has left the conversation.
Mrs. Hughes: Right. Now that only leaves me in the servants' hall.
Mrs. Hughes has left the conversation.
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