Robert: Darling, I know you're returning tomorrow, but we're going shooting tomorrow afternoon, so we may not be there when you get back. But servants will still be there.
Darrel: Don't worry Papa. Just be careful.
Robert: I will. We've been shooting for years now.
Darrel: And remember, it is a sin to kill a mockingbird.
(Book: To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee)
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Unknown number: Hello.
Tom: Who is this?
Unknown number: You know who.
Tom: No, I don't.
Unknown number: How very offensive. Since we share names.
Tom: I'm confused.
Darrel: Stupefy.
Unknown number has been stupefied off the conversation
Tom: Who was that?
Darrel: You-Know-Who.
Tom: I'm confused.
(Book/Movie: Harry Potter series, by J.K Rowling)
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Mary: Edith, what do you think of my new haircut?
Edith: Anything on you looks hideous.
Mary: Oh come on Edith! Be honest!
Edith: I am.
Mary: I'm going to dinner with some Evelyn's friends. I want to look impressive. So come on, what do you think?
Edith: I think you spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
Mary: I am not amused.
(Movie: The Breakfast Club, directed by John Hughes)
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Paul: I'm sad. 😢
Felicity: I feel like I should care, but I don't.
Paul: My hope, has left me. 😭
Felicity: What are you talking about? ❓❓❓❓❓
Paul: Darrel and I. She's off, dating Sebastian. It's not possible to get her now.
Felicity: Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
Paul: Really?
Felicity: Yes. Except you should give up with Darrel.
Paul: Thanks.
Felicity: 😀
(Book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, by J.K Rowling)
((A/N: Voting is still open if you want Darrel to end up with Sebastian or Paul))
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