If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Hashtags

Rosamund: Hello dear.
Darrel: Oh, hello Aunt Rosamund.
Rosamund: It's strange, I thought I saw you today, walking along the streets of London, with Sir Paul.
Darrel: You probably did. I was visiting his father.
Rosamund: But, weren't you suppose to have returned to Downton a month ago? 🤔
Darrel: I suppose Papa hasn't been keeping you posted. And you clearly aren't checking my social media.
Rosamund: 😑
Darrel: Well, as you should've seen, I have moved to London.
Rosamund: #Why?
Darrel: Because Mary and Edith have made it quite clear that I am no longer part of the Crawley Family. Besides, Mama and Papa are always fighting, so maybe by me being away, they'll start to work it out.
Rosamund: You are #crazy.
Later that day
Violet: Well you have #ruinedeverything
Robert: How is this #myfault? 😡
Violet: Because it usually is.
Robert: I don't see why Cora is so #upset. I've #apologized for the #affair, over and over again. 🙁
Violet: Are you denying #flirting with the #QueenofEngland?
Robert: I was not #flirting!😡😡😡
Violet: I #don'tbelieveyou 😑
Meanwhile
David: I have some #badnews.
Darrel: Wait, why is everyone using hashtags?
David: Because then it's easier to look through our text conversations.
Darrel: #weird.
David: Anyways, do you want to hear my #badnews?
Darrel: #yes...I think.
David: Firstly, that is a #terriblehashtag.
Darrel: Just #tellme.
David: Mother and Father want to get a #divorce.
Darrel: #What?
David: Father's #furious.
Darrel: But I thought Mother didn't reply to Father's #flirting.
David: She didn't. But she #startedit.
Darrel: #OMG #WTF
David: We need to #figureitout. We can't let Father do something that he'll regret.
Darrel: #Agreed.
Meanwhile
King: I want to get a #divorce.
Queen: #Why? Robert is #stupid! I'll #block his email address.
King: #LadyGrantham sent me some #emails. You #flirted with #LordGrantham.
Queen: Elizabeth must've #hacked my account and #emailed him!
King: I don't think she could be that #disturbing.
Queen: Please! Don't #leaveme! Give me #asecondchance.
King: I'll #thinkaboutit.
Queen: #Thankyou.
Later that evening
Cora: I think I'm going to visit #America.
Robert: #Why?
Cora: To see my #family.
Robert: I see. How long will you #stay?
Cora: #IDK
Robert: I assume this is your way of #gettingawayfromme
Cora: #Correct.
Robert: I am so #sorry Cora.
Cora: I had begun to #forgive the #affair. But you let me raise a #child who wasn't either of ours! And then you dare to #flirt with the #QueenofEngland? How #couldyou? 😡😡😡
Cora has left the conversation 
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Sorry this was a short chapter.
I know I usually update every second day, but I was on a plane yesterday, so I didn't have any time. I will update most likely tomorrow or the day after.
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