If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Donk

Mary: Papa, there are a few things Tom and I need to discuss with you.
Tom: Yes, a few of the farmers are complaining about something, so we better get to the bottom of it.
Mary: Also, Tom and I are going to look at the pigs this afternoon, if you'd like to come.
Tom: Why aren't you answering your texts?
Mary: Papa, these are some urgent matters, please don't ignore them.
Donk: What is it?
Tom: LOL. Somebody's changed your username again!😂
Donk: It's not funny! Do you know how to change usernames?
Mary: I'm afraid not. Darrel was the only one who knew, but then she taught the children, and I think Edith(👿) knows how as well.
Donk: Well, this is getting very tiring.
Donk has added Darrel to the conversation
Darrel: What is it? I'm in the middle of a meeting!
Mary: We're so sorry to have bothered you.
Darrel has left the conversation
Donk: Now what? I don't want to be stuck with this username forever!
Tom has added Sybbie to the conversation
Mary: Sybbie darling, do you know how to change usernames?
Sybbie: Why?
Donk: Because I want to change mine.
Sybbie: Why?
Donk: Because I don't like it.
Sybbie: Why?
Tom: LOL 😄
Donk: Because my name is Robert, not Donk.
Sybbie: Why?
Donk: Because I was born with the name Robert.
Sybbie: Why?
Donk: 🙄
Mary: Because that's the name Great-Granny Violet gave him. Now, would you mind changing Donk's username?
Sybbie: Why?
Donk: Never mind! I'll ask Darrel to change it when she gets out of her meeting.
Sybbie: Why?
Donk has removed Sybbie from the conversation
Mary: I suggest you learn how to change your username yourself.
Donk: I know.
Tom: Now, we actually do have some urgent matters to discuss with you Donk.
Donk: 😑
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