If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Sherlock and Downton

Paul: Mary, I need your help. You have an evil mind.
Mary: Gee, thanks Paul. I can 'totally' see what my sister sees in you. 😡
Paul: It was meant as a compliment.
Mary: Oh you meant, having 'an evil mind' in a nice way? Did you? 😠
Paul: Sorry.
Mary: So, what do you want?
Paul: I think Sebastian's up to something. Darrel turned him down, and he started dating Felicity a few days later.
Mary: So?
Paul: I think he's plotting something.
Mary: You just like to think something is up so that you can bad-mouth him.
Paul: I sense something is wrong.
Mary: I can't believe you've interrupted my hair appointment for this! 😡😡😡
Mary has left the conversation
Paul has added Sherlock, John and Mycroft to the conversation
John: Who are you?
Sherlock: What do you want???
Mycroft: It better be important. I'm in the middle of some important documents. National importance.
Paul: I need some help, and I've heard, Mr. Holmes, that you're the best.
Mycroft and Sherlock: Which one?
Paul: Sherlock.
Mycroft: I'm insulted.
Sherlock: Make it brief, don't be boring.
Paul: My girlfriend, she used to be dating another boy, and she dumped him. But then this man started dating her friend a few days later.
Sherlock: So?
Paul: It's a bit suspicious, don't you think?
Sherlock: Not really.
John: How long has your friend, and that man been in a relationship for?
Paul: Less than six months. But he's been pining for her for years.
Sherlock: John, let's go. This is a 3 at most, you know I don't like cases under 5. 😴
John: It is interesting.
Mycroft: And quite obvious. Paul, would you consider yourself as a goldfish? 🐟 (A/N: Sorry, no goldish emojis)
Paul: A what? 🤔
John: Ignore him. Mycroft, are you going to tell us the obvious answer?
Mycroft: Come on Sherlock, you can't work this out?
Sherlock: It's transparent.
Paul: Let me guess, Sebastian is trying to make Darrel feel jealous?
John: Is Darrel your girlfriend? And Sebastian is the man?
Paul: Obviously.
John: Seems right. Sherlock? Is it jealousy?
Sherlock: Of course not!
Paul: So what is it? I'm confused! 🤔🤔🤔
John: Same.❓❓❓
Mycroft: Oh God. We really are living in a world of goldfish.🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
John and Paul: Just tell me!!! 😡😡
Sherlock: Fine, fine. Sebastian is playing mind games with Darrel.
Paul: How?
Mycroft: Well, I doubt you would feel very good if you were replaced less than a week after being dumped.
John: So...this is suppose to make Darrel feel as if she was nothing?
Mycroft: Precisely.
Sherlock: Elementary.
Paul: So, how do I stop it?
Sherlock: You could shoot him.
John: Sherlock Holmes!
Sherlock: What?
John: Shut up.
Mycroft: My advice is to leave it alone, and stop boring us with your messed up love life. Good day Mr. Ringer.
Mycroft has left the conversation
Paul: How does he know my name?
Sherlock: He practically is the British government. Good morning.
Sherlock has left the conversation
John: Well...good luck with your girlfriend.
Paul: Thank you Dr. Watson.
John has left the conversation
Paul: Sigh...
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