If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Music

(Features Sebastian from Princess Darrel Crawley) (Just some short funny stuff)
Sebastian: Hello? It's me.
Darrel: Sebastian? I'm sorry...m'lord.
Sebastian: Listen Darrel, I read about you in the papers, and I was wondering, if after all these years you'd like to meet, to go over everything.
Darrel: Okay, wanna come to London?
Sebastian: Sure.
((Song: Hello, by Adele)
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Donk: Sybbie! Did you change my username?
Sybbie: Maybe...don't you like it Donk?
Donk: Not at all, change it back please, I'm very cross.
Sybbie: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Donk: No, but don't do it again.
((Song: Sorry, by Justin Bieber))
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Sebastian: Hello Paul, how is your dull life?
Paul: Fine, before you decided to text me.
Sebastian: Show some respect for the future King of Spain.
Paul: Darrel told me you invited her out for dinner, are you trying to take her from me?
Sebastian: No, she is not yours to begin with.
Paul: Everybody wants to steal my girl, everybody wants to take her heart away!
Sebastian: You're not dating.
Paul: There are a couple billion in the whole wide world! Find another one because she belongs to me!
Sebastian: I have no clue what she sees in you.
((Song: Steal my Girl, by One Direction))
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Paul: Hey Darrel, I don't think you should go out with Sebastian.
Darrel: We're going to dinner, as friends, to talk about being the heirs to thrones.
Paul: Let it be just that. I can offer you so much more.
Darrel: Like what?
Paul: Well, if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms...
Darrel: Improper.
Paul: And if you like having secret little rendezvous...
Darrel: Sounds risky.
Paul: If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do...
Darrel: Paul, I like following the rules.
Paul: Then baby I'm perfect for you.
Darrel: I'm gonna stick to Sebastian.
Paul: Am I dumped? 💔
Darrel: We were never dating!
((Song: Perfect, by One Direction))
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Paul: How was your dinner with Sebastian? Painful?
Darrel: It was lovely actually, and we're going to see each other next week.
Paul: Oh baby, give me one more chance, to show you that I love you.
Darrel: Paul, I know you love me, you're a bit obsessed with me.
Paul: Won't you please let me, back in your heart. Oh darling, I was blind to let you go. But now since I've since you in his arms, I want you back.
Darrel: I am very close to blocking your number.
Paul: 💔
((Song: I want you back, by Jackson 5))
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[Throwback to Season 5]
Robert: What did Simon Bricker want this afternoon?
Cora: He just wanted to see the painting.
Robert: I don't like the way he's looking at you.
Cora: Robert, don't be silly.
Robert: I'm starting to think that you want him too.
Cora: Robert, I love you. Simon Bricker and I are just friends.
Robert: You can call me obsessed, but it's my right to be hellish, I still get jealous.
Cora: I like to see you getting jealous, but there is nothing going on between Simon Bricker and I.
((Song: Jealous, by Nick Jonas))
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Let me know what you think. I didn't have any ideas so I wrote this.
Tell me if you think it's lame. If you liked it, put 🎧 in the comments.
If you want another like this, feel free to suggest songs.
-Writographer