Dedicated to @theoutlawandqueen who asked for another one of this type of messaging.
Darrel: Paul, I need to tell you something.
Paul: You're dumping Sebastian and you're going to marry me?
Darrel: No.
Paul: Oh...☹️
Darrel: I've decided we need to end our friendship.
Paul: What? Why?
Darrel: Because I'm sick and tired of you always talking terribly about Sebastian. I got one less problem without you.
Paul: Darrel, please.
Darrel: I'm sorry Paul.
Paul: No, there's something else. I've always been like this, what's changed?
Darrel: Fine. I can't date you.
Paul: I know, you're with that bastard.
Darrel: No, what I mean, is that I like you too Paul. I have feelings for Sebastian, but they're not as strong.
Paul: So don't date him.
Darrel: Don't you see? I have to! It's the proper thing to do. And every time you touch me, and say you love me, I get a little bit breathless, I shouldn't want it, but it's you.
Paul: So let us be together.
Darrel: I wish we could. But I need to marry a noble. I'm sorry Paul, but the best thing now is probably for you to exit.
Paul: If it's what you want. But I will always be there for you.
Darrel: Thank you Paul. And, I love you. ❤️
Paul: Me too. 😍😘
[Song: Problem, by Ariana Grande]
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Paul: We need to have a little chat.
Sebastian: I thought I blocked your number.
Paul: You're obviously too dumb to do that.
Sebastian: Show some respect! 😡
Paul: Anyways, I need you to dump Darrel.
Sebastian: Why?
Paul: She's not happy. She's only dating you because the King and Queen are forcing her. And, she said she loves me.
Sebastian: You're just jealous.
Paul: I'm not.
Sebastian: I don't understand the way you think, saying that she's yours, not mine. Sending roses and your silly dreams, really just a waste of time.
Paul: One day you'll discover, that she's my girl forever and ever.
Sebastian: Have you had a drink?
Paul: Text her. I know she'll tell you I'm the one for her.
Sebastian: Don't waste your time, because she's mine. And you are either going to leave the conversation, or I will make sure you're blocked.
Paul: This isn't over. She'll never love you.
Paul has left the conversation
[Song: The Girl is Mine, by Michael Jackson]
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(Season 1)
Daisy: Isn't Thomas handsome? 😍
Mrs. Patmore: Not really.
Daisy: He's so strong, sweet, and he has awesome teeth.
Mrs. Patmore: Fascinating, we have a lot to do. So let's get started.
Daisy: He's invited me to the fair. I think he wants us to date. 💞
Mrs. Patmore: He's a cold-hearted snake.🐍
Daisy: No he's not! Thomas is the kindest soul ever! ❤️
Mrs. Patmore: He's been tellin' lies. He don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool.
Daisy: I'm not. Thomas loves me, and I love him. It's perfect.
Mrs. Patmore: Daisy, you could find somebody better. He could only make you cry.
Daisy: Thomas will protect me!
Mrs. Patmore: You deserve somebody better. He's c-cold as ice.
Daisy: Can you stop talking that way about my future husband?
Daisy has left the conversation
[Song: Cold-Hearted, by Paul Abdul]
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Miss Bunting: Hello Tom.
Tom: Oh, hello. How did you get my number?
Miss Bunting: Lady Darrel gave it to me, she said you dream about me.
Tom: That's not true. I was annoying her, and in return, she decided to do that.
Miss Bunting: But I dream about you. ❤️ When I close my eyes, all I see is me right there, in your front seat.
Tom: Okay...I'm sorry, but that's a little creepy.
Miss Bunting: I try to forget, but I can't lie, your words keep me up at night. If it's 4:30, and I can't sleep, you don't have to guess, what's keeping me up at night. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tom: I'm sorry, but we are never ever ever, getting back together. You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me, but we, are never ever ever, getting back together.
Miss Bunting: Are you sure? 💔💔💔
Tom: Positive.
Miss Bunting: 😢 I thought you were different Tom. I thought you weren't the type of man to dump a woman whose done nothing wrong.
Miss Bunting has left the conversation
[Songs: Up at Night, by Cimorelli and We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, by Taylor Swift]
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