If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

Siblings, Boyfriends and Ken Dolls

Elizabeth has added David to the conversation
Elizabeth has added Paul to the conversation
David: What's this about?
Paul: Hello my love! 😍
Elizabeth: I want to take my mind off my sad life. So I thought David and I could do the sibling tag and Paul can ask the questions.
Paul: I suppose...
David: If it makes you feel better.
Paul: Let's see...what was the last text you sent each other?
David: Besides this group chat?
Paul: Probably.
Elizabeth: I'll check. Our last text was David saying: 'Talk to Lord Grantham, he's texting me now and it's annoying.' To which I replied, 'I'll talk when Mary stops being a snob.'
David: I'm assuming that means never.
Paul: Correct. Next question, what do you like and hate about your sibling?
David: I like that Elizabeth knows what she wants in life and she'll do anything to make it possible. I hate that she's so stubborn.
Elizabeth: I like that he's always very kind, and I dislike it when he's too traditional because it makes him boring.
Paul: LOL. What do you and your sibling have in common?
David: We're related. Next.
Paul: Fine. Funniest memory?
Elizabeth: I don't think we have any...
David: When I tripped over her dress when we practicing the waltz.
Elizabeth: That was not funny!
David: It kinda was.
Elizabeth: Maybe just a bit.
Paul: Most memorable argument?
Elizabeth: I don't remember most of our fights. It's probably something about me not doing all the right duties of the Princess of Wales.
Paul: Sounds reasonable. What do you do for fun?
David: Nothing.
Elizabeth: We annoy each other by looking up random things online then texting it to them.
David: Oh yeah. Like yesterday, I texted her information about the lifespan of a whale or something.🐋🐳
Paul: LOL. Who keeps a cleaner room?
David: Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Only because I let my maids clean it.
David: I have some very important documents hanging around! I don't want my servants finding it.
Elizabeth: And you don't want them seeing your My Little Pony collection.
David: I do not collect those!😡
Elizabeth: But you do have a Ken Doll collection.😏
David: WTF! You went into my room!?😡😡😡
Elizabeth: I did not!
Paul: You have a Ken collection? 😂
David: It was from when I was a kid.
Elizabeth: So why aren't they in the nursery?
David: Because...they're expensive!
Paul: So is everything in the palace.
David: Get to the next question! 😤
Paul: Fine. What does your brother/sister think about the most?
Elizabeth: His Ken Doll collection.
David: Grr...😡 And Elizabeth thinks of her family problems.
Elizabeth: True.
Paul: What's a weird habit of yours?
Elizabeth: He kisses his Ken dolls before sleeping.
David: Have been watching me?
Elizabeth: Of course not!
David: So how do you know that?!😡😡😡
Elizabeth: Oh...I bugged one of the dolls so I can spy on you.
David: Which one?😡
Elizabeth: One of the ones you kiss at night.😏
Paul: He kisses his dolls at night?😱
Elizabeth: He rolls 5 dice everything night and kisses that many dolls.
David: I hate you.😠
Elizabeth: And he kisses his 1D Ken dolls every morning.👨‍❤️‍👨
David: Curse you! 😡😡😡
Paul: How and why do you have One Direction dolls?🤔🤔❓❓
David has left the conversation
Paul: Seriously? 🤔
Elizabeth: Of course not! 😂
Paul: So why'd you say all that?
Elizabeth: I was feeling sad the other day, so David suggested pranking you to help cheer me up. Totally worked.
Paul: LOL. Nice one. I'll pick you up in an hour and we can go out?😘
Elizabeth: Sure. 😀
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