If Downton Abbey had Cellphones

New Relations

*Guest starring Felicity, Darrel and Paul's friend

Felicity: Happy late birthday Darrel, and hello Paul.

Darrel: Thanks Felicity.

Paul: And hello to you.

Felicity: I have the biggest news ever! And I can't wait to tell you!

Darrel: What is it?

Felicity: I have a new boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀

Paul: I pity the man.

Darrel and Felicity: Paul! 😠

Paul: Sorry. So, who is this 'lucky' man, then?

Felicity: Get rid of the air bunnies! 

Paul: Fine, fine. Miss Felicity, who is this lucky man, who has the honour of being your boyfriend?

Darrel: 😑 A bit too far. 

Paul: Just tell me.

Felicity: Well, he's the handsomest man I have ever seen in my life. He cares about women's feelings. I've never met anyone like it. And a few months ago, I hated his guts. 😍

Paul: So, who is he?

Felicity: I'll tell you guys later. 😏

Darrel: Felicity, as the Princess of Wales, and your future queen, I am ordering you to stop playing games and to tell me who you're courting.

Felicity: Fine. I'm courting Sebastian, the Prince of Spain.

Darrel: Oh!

Paul: Are you mad?

Felicity: He's ever so kind! You gave him such a hard time, Paul. 😠

Paul: Because he's a two-faced-bastard! 😡

Darrel and Felicity: Paul!!

Felicity: I will not have you scorn my future husband!

Darrel: And I told you to stop being mean about Sebastian!

Felicity has removed Paul from the conversation 

Darrel: Be careful Felicity.

Felicity: What do you mean?

Darrel: Sebastian has had many relationships over the years, and none of them last for more than a month.

Felicity: Yours lasted almost six months!

Darrel: Sebastian has also been pining for me since I was 9!

Felicity: I thought you'd be happy for me. 😥

Darrel: I don't want to see you get hurt.

Felicity: You're just jealous because he chose me over you!

Darrel: How can you say that? I dumped him.

Felicity has left the conversation 

Darrel has added Sebastian to the conversation

Sebastian: Your highness.

Darrel: I hear you're dating Felicity.

Sebastian: I was going to tell you.

Darrel: Don't break her heart.

Sebastian: I promise.

Darrel: Good. She's a nice girl. And if you hurt her, in any way, I'll let Paul deal with you.

Sebastian has left the conversation

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