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(Princess Darrel Crawley storyline, please go check it out!)

Darrel: My brother's taking me out tonight, I need your advice.
Mary: On what?
Darrel: He's taking me to a fancy restaurant and Sebastian might be there as well.
Edith: Shouldn't he be preparing to run Spain?
Darrel: His father's in London to discuss something with the Queen, and Sebastian came to keep up to date with the latest news.
Tom: And to see you.
Darrel: How's Miss Bunting?
Tom: Message received.
Darrel: Anyways, here's my makeup:

Edith: Did you really ask your maid to take a picture of you?Darrel: Of course not, it's a selfie!Mary: What's that?Darrel: When you take a photo of yourself

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Edith: Did you really ask your maid to take a picture of you?
Darrel: Of course not, it's a selfie!
Mary: What's that?
Darrel: When you take a photo of yourself.
Mary: Sounds vain.
Darrel: Look who's talking.
Tom: Anyways, what dress are you wearing?
Darrel: For this, I asked my maid to take it. And ignore the bird. He's become fond of me.

Mary: It's rather plain

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Mary: It's rather plain.
Edith: Ignore her. I think it looks beautiful on your darling, and your hair is rather nice. Are you allowed to wear it down?
Darrel: I'm still young. Besides, I'm the Princess of Wales, I can do what I like.
Tom: Well if Sebastian doesn't want you tonight, then you should find somebody else.
Darrel: I'm going to text Miss Bunting and tell her that you dream about her.
Tom: 🙄
Darrel: You and Miss Bunting sitting in a 🌳. K-I-S-S-I-N-G 💏. First comes ❤️, then comes 👰 then comes the 👶...
Tom has removed Darrel from the conversation.
Tom: That feels better.
Mary: Careful Tom, she is our Princess after all.

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