*Guest starring Pablo, Sebastian's brother
Pablo: How's it going in England? We miss you in Spain, that's for sure. 😥
Sebastian: I'll be coming home soon.
Pablo: Who is this Paul man who keeps appearing on social media with you? ❓❔❓
Sebastian: Paul...he's a (sorta) friend. Yeah, I suppose he's been a good friend of mine.
Pablo: And now?
Sebastian: Paul's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine.😡
Pablo: And I'm assuming it's the Princess of Wales that you are after.
Sebastian: Yes. It's so hard to see her with him. She's watching him with those eyes, and she's loving him with that body, I just know it, and he's holding her in his arms late late at night.
Pablo: Jealous?
Sebastian: Naturally.
Pablo: Well, good luck. But remember, you're still dating Miss Felicity.
Sebastian: Unfortunately. You know I wish that I had Paul's girl. I want Paul's girl. 😢
Pablo: Well, he won't give her up easily.
Sebastian: I know...☹️
((Song: Jessie's Girl, by Rick Springfield))
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Paul: Where were you this morning?
Darrel: Daydreaming in my bedroom. 💭
Paul: About what?
Darrel: At around this time, 7 years ago, when I was 9 and you were 11, that was the first time we attempted to have a relationship.
Paul: I loved that moment.
Darrel: Do you remember, we sitting there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time. You are the best thing that's ever been mine.😊
Paul: Of course I remember. That was the best day of my life.
Darrel: Mine too. You learn my secrets and you figure out why I'm guarded, you say we'll never make my parents' mistakes.
Paul: Which pair?
Darrel: Let's not make any of their mistakes. Wether it's Lord and Lady Grantham's mistakes or the King and Queen's mistakes.
Paul: I promise.
Darrel: 😊
Paul: I remember how we felt sitting by the water. And every time I look at you, it's like the first time. I fell in love with a carless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing that's ever been mine.
Darrel: You're so sweet Paul. I love you. 😘
Paul: I love you too, my darling. 😍
((Song: Mine, by Taylor Swift))
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Queen: You have problems Robert Crawley! 😡
Robert: What now? 😑
Queen: You've been sending me flirty emails, asking me to reconsider my marriage to the king! 😡😡😡
Robert: No I didn't! It must've been Darrel.
Queen: Don't pin this on her!
Robert: I've been thinking about it a lot...
Queen: No! I do not want you! Not now! Not ever! I'm with the King of England, I have two children, life is going well. Whatever we use to have, it's done.
Robert: But...
Queen: Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Like the first time.
Robert: 😥
((Song: Goodbye, Goodbye, by: Tegan and Sara))
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Robert: Cora, let me back into the bedroom.
Cora: Oh, so after months away from me, you want to move back in?
Robert: I wanted to give you some time to cool down.
Cora: It's not because the Queen has turned you down?😥
Robert: What are you talking about?🤔
Cora: Don't do this Robert.
Robert: I'm confused. Or, you're confused. Darling, I only love you.
Cora: Don't lie.😡
Robert: I'm not. I think you should lie down. You're not making sense.
Cora: You say I'm crazy. 'Cause you don't think I know what you've done. But when you call me baby, I know I'm not the only one.
Robert: You are the only one.
Cora: Stop lying Robert. 😥😥😥
Robert: I'm not! Please, believe me.
Cora: I can't. You're in the dressing room for the forseeable future.
((Song: I'm Not the Only One, by: Sam Smith))
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