You: Yes, I'm talking to you like a child.
Person 1: Why?
You: Because if I talked any other way, you wouldn't be able to understand me.
Person 1: Yes I would.
You: Oh yeah, I forgot you speak hooker. But sadly, I don't. So sorry.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
