You: Sorry, I don't speak stupid.
Person 1: Neither do I.
You: Are you sure? Becuase you sound pretty fluent.
Person 1: *?!?*
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
