Person 1 *flirting*: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
You: I wouldn't know. But it hurt like Hell when I scared Satan away from his throne and scraped my knee.
Person 1: *.....*
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
