Person: Did you just fall?
You: No I just attacked the floor.
Person: Backwards?
You: What can I say, I'm a professional floor assasin.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
