You: I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever bounces off of me sticks to you.
Person 1: Really? That's the best you can do?
You: Wait, I wasn't done. I was going to say, "I really hope it starts raining steak knives and hypodermic needles full of poison".
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
