Person 1: Haha at least I don't get picked last for teams!
You: That's because neither team wants to be responsible for my actions when I "accidentally" hit you in the head with a dodgeball.
Person 1: Liar.
You: I'd say that's a pretty flimsy argument protecting your already growth-stunted brain.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
