I would slap you, but that would be animal cruelty, and animals get pissed when they feel pity for one of their own. I don't need my cat slitting my throat because I hurt Sasquatch.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
