Person 1: Whatcha gonna do?
You: Don't piss me off today. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. And I practically live in a mansion and it's only 10 am. That should say something about my mood today.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
