Person 1: Why are you so religious all of a sudden?
You: So that I can pray for you to burn in Hell. *innocent smile*
Person 1: Haha like anyone would listen to you. I'm too pretty to go to Hell. God won't have any choice other than to make me an angel.
You: Then I guess it's a good thing Satan's going to give me a promotion once I die.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
