Person 1: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get your own watch. Or use the phone that might as well be superglued to your hands.
Person 1: *stunned silence* *looks down at phone* Oh, never mind. It's 12:35.
You: *shakes head* I see stupid people everywhere
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
