You: I'm really good at reading people.
Person 1: Fine. Then what am I thinking?
You: I said I'm good at reading people, not minds. And either way, you're a blank journal-such great potential to be wasted on such trivial pursuits.
Person 1: Aww, thanks.
You: I was talking about the oxygen, not you.
YOU ARE READING
101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
