Vacation (#58)

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You: Is your brain on vacation in the Bahamas, or did you lose it on the plane ride to Idiot City?

Person 1: Lol neither. It's right here. How much of an idiot are you?

You: I'm not an idiot. Anyway, are you sure you just never had one to begin with? Because your voice sounds like it's just echoing around in a completely empty skull.

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