You: You know how in all those horror movies, there's that really vain person that just annoys the crap out of the killer, so they end up being one of the first to die?
Person 1: *applying makeup* *doesn't even bother to look at you* Yeah?
You: *wishing this was a horror movie* Nothing.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
