Person 1: I know you want my girlfriend/boyfriend.
You: Uh, no, no one wants them. That's why they're with you.
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101 Comebacks
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Relationship Status: Unwanted (#19)
Person 1: I know you want my girlfriend/boyfriend.
You: Uh, no, no one wants them. That's why they're with you.
