You: Hey, could you do me a favor?
Person 1: Why would I want to do anything for you?
You: I'm talking to you, aren't I? Do you think I'd be talking to you if I had something better to do or if this wasn't as important as it is?
Person 1: Are you sure you aren't just jealous?
You: What? Of the person I'm about to sucker punch? I don't think so.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
