Person 1: So how many languages do you speak?
You: Hmmm...lemme see...probably around four.
Person 1: Ohmygosh really? That's amazing!
You: Not really. I had to learn them for everyday life.
Person 1: Oh wow. So what languages do you speak?
You: Okay, so there's English, Dumbass, Asshole, Idiot, Annoying Bitch, and Stupid.
Person 1: *.....* *laughs nervously*
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101 Comebacks
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