You: How am I supposed to be nice to you when that ugly, painted hole in your face keeps flapping open and shut?
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
Self Control (#56)
You: How am I supposed to be nice to you when that ugly, painted hole in your face keeps flapping open and shut?