You: You know what you remind me of?
Person 1: What?
You: The first iPhone. At first you were cool, now you're just upsetting to anyone who's stuck with you when they see everyone with iPhone 6's and stuff. And sweetie, I am the iPhone 6.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...