Person 1: Get a life.
You: Get a soul.
Person 1: I already have one.
You: Are you sure?
Person 1: Yeah.
You: Then how about I take your soul and you get a life?
Person 1: I already have a life.
You: You have a life like I have a soul. Which I don't. So use your dimwitted head to do that word problem.
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