Person 1: Can you help me, please? You're just standing there.
You: Standing here and not helping you is taking all the self control I have.
Person 1: Well why aren't you helping me?!
You: Because helping you would entail giving you a valid reason for needing facial reconstructive surgery.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
