Pitchfired (#60)

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You: Your face looks...pitchfired.

Person 1: What the Hell is that supposed to mean?!

You: It means your face looks like it caught on fire and Satan tried to put it out with his extra-sharp pitchfork. Then he slathered some acid on when he realized your face was beyond his abilities to save.

Person 1: Yeah, well imagine what your looks like. He was pissed at you.

You: Yeah, my face is pretty. Thanks. The only time Satan gets mad at me is when I talk to another guy. Or when he sees me having to deal with people like you.

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