You: Your face looks...pitchfired.
Person 1: What the Hell is that supposed to mean?!
You: It means your face looks like it caught on fire and Satan tried to put it out with his extra-sharp pitchfork. Then he slathered some acid on when he realized your face was beyond his abilities to save.
Person 1: Yeah, well imagine what your looks like. He was pissed at you.
You: Yeah, my face is pretty. Thanks. The only time Satan gets mad at me is when I talk to another guy. Or when he sees me having to deal with people like you.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
