You: Is your name Arithmetic?
Person 1: No, it's (name).
You: Are you sure? If it was Arithmetic, that would make sense. I mean, you add trouble, subtract joy, multiply anger, divide friendships, and from now to infinity you'll always be unbearable to be around.
Person 1: What?
You: Oh yeah, and you have negative IQ points.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
