You: My mom always used to tell me not to talk to strangers. I see now what she meant. People stranger than me are scary, and you're their Queen.
Person 1: But unique is good!
You: Yeah, unique is good, but aliens, monsters, and other species aren't. And you are all three.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
