Person 1: God, you're so ugly. Why haven't you just killed yourself by now?
You: Sweetie, if I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up to your ego and jump to your IQ. But neither one has seen me, and here I am. You'll have to deal with me for a while longer, I guess.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
