Person 1: Why are you such a bitch? I don't like you.
You: I'm not a Facebook post, so you don't have to. And don't worry, the feeling is mutual.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
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Person 1: Why are you such a bitch? I don't like you.
You: I'm not a Facebook post, so you don't have to. And don't worry, the feeling is mutual.