You: What is that buzzing? Does anyone else hear that buzzing?
Person 1: Hellooooo! Anyone there? Why are you ignoring me?
You: Did...did I give you permission to talk? I don't think I gave you permission to talk.
Person 1: It's a free country. I can talk if I want.
You: Pretend me and anywhere within a two foot radius is like Communist Russia, only Communist Y/N (your name).
Person 1: Where the Hell do you come up with this crap?
You: One, I still haven't given you permission to talk. And two, it's because I'm smarter than you.
Person 1: What th-
You: Shhhhh. I never gave you permission.
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101 Comebacks
CasualeDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
