You: How much would it cost for me to make you shut up?
Person 1: How about you ju-
You: Never mind. You've already bored me. I'll just go talk to someone else. It'll be cheaper anyway.
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
