Guy: Your eyes are so beautiful.
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: Wait, no, that's the back of your head. Sorry. False alarm.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: I mean you have no visible brain. And you should get that fracture on your skull checked out. I think your last boyfriend made your head bounce off the headboard a few too many times.
Girl: *....*
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101 Comebacks
RandomDid you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious an...
