Awesomeness, Pirate Style

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***INSERT EPIC THEME SONG HERE***

If I truly want to make this into a story, I could, however I don't think I will.  I don't know I might change my mind.  WHATEVER!

This is just a random thing that keeps popping into my head and I usually end up day dreaming about it in school.  The Narrator is myself of course.  ;)

***Rianna's POV*** 

Get this, I'm just walking in the woods by myself, at night.  Knowing me I was probably vampire hunting or something.  Whatever, anyway, so I'm walking along then OH MY GOD all of a sudden I fall into a hole.

Everything starts getting all swirly and stuff and I start freakin out cause I'm like,  YES I GET TO SEE JOHNNY DEPP (mad hatter form).  It's creepy cause it looks like Alice in Wonderland when she's falling down the rabbit hole. 

I am so prepared to get the key and shrink and all that.I finally end up upside down floating in midair.  *fakes a British accent*  Curiouser and curiouser.  Lol.  *falls to the floor*  Ahh crap, that's gonna leave a mark.  *cracks neck*  Ahh much better. 

I see a small door that i could crawl through in regular size and a key sitting on a table.  What?  No challenge.  Puh Lease.  *grabs key, unlocks door, and crawls through* 

*Sees the outside*  What the.  This isn't wonderland.  *looks up*  It's better than wonderland!  IT"S FREAKIN PORT ROYAL!  *goes back into the little room*  God I am good, how did I know that somehow, there would magically appear, pirate attire.  AWESOME!!! 

*Puts on epic pirate clothes and sees a sword*  That's blacky's sword (blackbeard) OHMYGOD!  This rocks!  *crawls through the door and walks casually down the dock*

*Hums the POTC theme song* 

*Sees the two guys in the red coats from the first movie who's names I can't remember*  I"M A CIVILIAN!  OI!  LOOK AT ME!  I"M A CIVIL LIAN AND I"M ON THE DOCK!  Haha suckers.  *does random dance*

The skinny one asks me where I came from.  I made spooky gesture with my hands*  From the future,  DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Well Ta ta red coats!  *waves over my shoulder*  I spot Jack walking by.  Hey Jackie, how's it goin?  *jack has a confused look on his face*

You look familiar, have I threatened you before.  He says.  Pshh yeah, you wish.  *keeps walking*

I finally find the stairs leading to the court or whatever.  And I see James.  Ahhhh he's so dreamy.  *makes googly eyes at him*  I then sneak over to where Elizabeth is standing and I tell her that I would hook her up with Will if she let me marry James. 

Lucky for me, she obliged.

***Ok so I think I will write more, maybe, hopefully.  :D***

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