*AT PADRES DEL FUEGO*
*Jumps off of boat and belly flops on to land*
LAND!!! *starts kissing it* You don't know how much I've missed you. *continues kissing it* I LOVE YOU!!!!!! *rolls around on the ground*
Peeta: Looks like someone needs to get out more. *points to me*
Oh har har, very funny. Well if you think you're so great then why don't you-
*The whole island begins to shake*
Holy crap what's goin on?!?!?!
James: I think this is an earthquake. *falls to knees* Ow.
Jack: I think imma throw up. *face gets green*
*I laugh at Jack*
In your face, or should I say. ON your face. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*The volcano erupts and lava begins to flow to the little town that's on the island*
*you can see people running around getting away from the fire and lava*
*the bar burst into flames*
Jack: *with a face of shock* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BAR!!!!!!!!!! *falls to the grown withering in self pity*
*I tut tut tut at Jack for being such a baby*
OH GET UP, ya big baby.
Barbossa: Aye, I suggest that you get up now, since the lava is coming right our way... with some Black Guard people.
Uh oh. RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
*we all start running to the opposite end of the island*
Jack: WHY DON'T WE JUST GET ON THE BOATS!!??!!
BECAUSE, *pushes out skit back out to the ocean* WE HAVE A JOB TO DO, AND WE AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL WE FINISH IT!!!
Jack: WHATEVER!
*rolls eyes*
HURRY EVERYONE! TO THE TOP OF THIS HILL THING!
*stands on hill and starts helping people get up on it since it's sorta steep*
Peeta: Well what are we supposed to do now?
I.... DON'T KNOW!
James: Well that's just peachy.
OOOH! I have an idea. How come I never think of these things until AFTER the chance was gone. *facepalm*
*pulls out wand*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*pints to the Black guard people*
AVADA KADAVRA! To you, and you, and you, oh let's not forget about you, and you, and you, and you. And finally you.
*smirks*
And now... AGUAMENTI!!!
*the lava and the fire and some other things that were on fire get all wet and are not on fire anymore*
*Jumps up and down*
YES!!!! WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO! I did it I did it, I did OH YEA!
Peeta: You did it you did it you did it YEA!
James: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum YOU DID IT! WHOOOSH!
I HAVE ANOTHER PLAN!
Let's set the EITC fort thing on FIRE!!!!
Cathy: FIRE! FIRE! FIRECRACKER! FIRECRACKER! FIRE FIRE! FIRECRACKERS!!!!!
Yes, FIRE!
