*On our way to an island that you maroon people on*
James: Is that the same island we found Jack and Elizabeth on?
Barbossa: *whistles while silently moving away*
Jack: Yes, THAT is the island BARBOSSA stranded us on!
Barbossa: *rolls eyes* I hate ye, what do you expect me to do?
Jack: KILL ME!
Barbossa: My pleasure. *pulls out gun*
Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah! How about, let's just have everybody. Calm. Down. *grabs Barbossa's gun* Bad Jack! Don't taunt him like that.
Mike: Yeah! (gangsta style)
Don't do that. *puts hand up*
ANYWAY! We need a little skiff and a volunteer to take those two to the island. ANY TAKERS!
*Jack looks around like he really doesn't want to be picked, while everyone else keeps their hands down*
Jack, you can go.
Jack: AWWWWW! WHHHYYYYYYYYY? *stomps foot*
Because I said so.
Jack: Ugh, are their weapons taken?
I don't know, GO LOOK!
*Jack goes and look*
*5 min later, Jack comes back*
Jack: Yeah, their weapons are gone.
Good, now go get them and take them to the island. Mike, you can go with him.
Mike: *smiling until he hears his name* WHAAAAAA? *starts whining like his dad* WHHHYYYYYYYYYY? I don't wanna! *stomps feet*
*raises eyebrows* He's a better whiner than you, Jack.
Jack: Let's just get this over with. *goes to get Edward Teach and Angelica*
Mike: *starts to prepare the skiff* Why are you making me go.
Because, young grasshopper, I have to have somebody I trust go with them, so they don't do anything stupid. And, my dear friend, I trust you.
Mike: Oh alrighty, when you put it that way, it's cool with me.
Of course it is, now go on go get them. *they leave* Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care, if so I can't imagine why, we've all got time enough to cry.
*starts breaking it down on the guitar*
YEAH! WHOOOOOO!
***Meanwhlie***
Mike: I can hear her all the way from over here.
Jack: Your girlfriend is very loud.
Mike: She's not my girlfriend... *smiles* yet.
Jack: Whatever, your future girlfriend.
Mike: I like that very much.
*they are paddling away from the island and Angelica is cussing in spanish*
Jack: SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE ANGIE! Ha ha.
*mike is staring into space dreaming of Rianna*
(Ahhhhhh, Josh Hutcherson, thinking about me, how nice.)
