***Next morning***
Oh what a night, late December back in 1723, what a very special time to me.
Now I'm getting ready for whatever it is I'm doing today, with Mike. He told me to wear something casual, for unknown reasons. So I put on pretty much the same outfit as Jack's except my boots are black and my jacket is black and my hat is black with ostrich feathers cause you know, if you're a Barbossa, you need ostrich feathers in your hat. Also I have 3 random other feathers in my hair, kinda looks like Steven Tyler, but of course no one here knows who he is so whatever.
*Mike just waltzes in*
What, are you to good to knock?
Mike: I'm terribly sorry M'lady.
*I roll my eyes and he goes back outside*
*knock knock knock*
COME IN!
Mike: Better?
Much. So what are we doing today?
Mike: It's a surprise.
*face palm* Great. *sarcastically*
Fine But at least give me a hint.
Mike: Hmmm. It involves a jerkface pirate that nobody likes.
JACK?
Mike: No not Jack.
EH whatever. Let's go.
He must have gotten both crews involved because both ships were following the pearl, which was the one he was steering, whilst holding his father's compass. We have the Interceptor and the Dauntless following suit behind us.
OH MY GOD WATCH OUT! *seagulls are dive bombing Mike*
Mike: *sees birds* Ahhhhhhh! *he's eating a piece of bread*
Seagulls: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
Barbossa: Would you just shuuuuut up!
Mike: *running around*
Barbossa: *grabs bread and throws it to the birds* There, take it, Ya happy?
Seagulls: MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.... mine!
*they take the bread and fly away* Finally.
Mike: Well that was annoying.
Quite, well are we there yet? *looks over to the horizon and sees the Queen Anne's Revenge*
AHHHHH! ARE YOU INSANE?!?! THAT'S BLACKY'S SHIP OVER THERE! AND HE'S GONNA BE REALLY TICKED OFF AT ME CAUSE I HAVE HIS SWORD, AND HE'S GONNA TRY TO KILL ME!!!
Mike: Don't you like adventures?
Well, yea. BUT NOT ONES THAT GET YOU KILLED!
Jack: I thought we were going to the fountain?
Mike: Yes well, complications arose, and were later overcome.
*face palm*
Barbossa: I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER! YE BETTER RUN, YE BETTER TAKE COVER!
James: Must run in the family.
Oh ha ha. *sarcastically*
Yea, it probably does.
Mike: WELL IS ANYBODY GONNA PREPARE FOR BATTLE?
Elizabeth: Where's Will.
Jack: Not among us.
Mike: OKAY! PREPARE FOR BATTLE C'MON!
Whatever, we're gonna win anyway, just don't get in front of the ship cause it shoots FIRE! I want THAT *points to the Revenge* and a Rocketship.
*pulls out Blacky's sword* Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! We are so gonna win.
We pull up next to the Revenge.
AHOY, LOOK WHAT I GOT, *holds up his sword* I GOT YOUR SWORD, I GOT YOUR SWORD, AND GUESS WHO'S AWESOME... ME!
*starts rolling around on the floor*
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? MOONSHOES!
