This was never supposed to happen. OH MAN!
Talking pelican? No no no no no.
I just thought this was weird at first but I'm wrong!
Jack: Put it IS weird.
It's not supposed to be THIS weird! Why the HECK is the world screwing up like this?
I know why! It's because of me.
James: It's not because of you.
YES IT IS!
Cathy; Yep, It's all her fault! Blame it on her! I did absolutely nothing wrong.
YOU DID TOO!
It was because we went back in time!
Peeta: Then aren't I a contributing factor?
Yes. You are too.
Now Becca's life is going to be all screwed up because she met Barbossa.
Becca: Oh great.
Barbossa: I see nothing wrong with this.
Of course YOU don't. All You pirates don't understand any of this.
*James looks hurt*
James: Well I saved your life.
NOPE! I saved YOUR life. If it weren't for me, you would have gotten murdered by Bill Turner.
Cathy: *tear* IT WAS NOT MY FATHER'S FAULT!
You saw the movie. Yes it was.
THE REAL REASON OF ALL OF THIS IS BECAUSE WE ALL SCREWED UP THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!
And now something weird is gonna happen in about 3...2...1.
*right on cue a random polar bear floats through the air*
Told you.
WAIT!
I KNOW A WAY TO FIX THIS!
THE POWER OF DANCE!
THE TIME WARP!
Peeta: Dear God....
*I get up on a branch of a tree*
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll...
*I jump down from the branch and land right in front of Jack*
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control...
*I jump to the middle of us*
I remember doing the Time Warp!
Drinking those moments when...
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling!
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
*stays still for a moment then starts moving according to the words*
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
*Cathy faints*
*i get back up in the tree and start dancing again*
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
*hides behind some leaves*
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
*jumps down again*
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
Peeta: Was it Vodemort?
Ha, no.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
Peeta: Must have been James....
*rolls eyes*
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
*all sound stops then only barbossa and Becca clap to fill in the silence*
Well?
Peeta: Nothing happened.
Darn.... I was sure that would work.
